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ChatGPT-Dammit, I Dropped It Again

(Verse 1)
Coffee cup, TV remote,
Fork from dinner, now it’s on my coat.
Took my glasses off my head,
Guess where they are? Under the bed.

(Pre-Chorus)
It’s a game I never win,
Pickin’ up what fell again.
Bendin’ down, hear my knees crack,
By the time I’m up, I forgot what I lack!

(Chorus)
Dammit, I dropped it again,
Swore I had a steady hand!
Keys on the floor, phone took a dive,
How do these things even survive?
Gravity’s laughin’, playin’ pretend,
Dammit, I dropped it again!

(Verse 2)
Soap in the shower, spoon in my soup,
Even my cane just flew the coop.
I try to hold on, I really do,
But everything slips like it wants to move!

(Pre-Chorus)
Call it clumsy, call it fate,
Call it whatever—now it’s too late.
I’d tie it down if I had a way,
‘Cause I’ll be droppin’ stuff all damn day!

(Chorus)
Dammit, I dropped it again,
Swore I had a steady hand!
Keys on the floor, phone took a dive,
How do these things even survive?
Gravity’s laughin’, playin’ pretend,
Dammit, I dropped it again!

(Bridge)
Maybe I need some super glue,
Or pockets deep enough for two.
But no matter what, I guarantee,
I’ll drop it all eventually!

(Outro)
So if you see me cussin’ mad,
Just know it’s not that bad.v Pick it up, take a breath,
And get ready—‘cause I’ll drop it next!